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Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for Long-Term Couples

Dating: Reservations at the super-fancy/can’t really afford/won’t like the food/you’ll figure out how to pay the credit card bill later/restaurant; roses; fancy chocolates dusted with things that shouldn’t be on chocolate Engaged: Jewelry, (bonus points if it’s heart-shaped); Elizabeth Barrett Browning or Khalil Gibran poetry books; flowers, but not roses; thoughtful…
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What I Learned About Marriage While My Husband Watched MasterChef
Marriage: that strange social construct that demands we love only one person for however long it takes to reach happily ever after. It goes against nature; it goes against biology. It’s downright anti-Darwinian. The idea of finding one mate who you can grow old with, have sex with, and eat…